Some things just exude an air of ROYALTY and these pants do JUST THAT!
Originally designed for Hermes "Mercury" Trismegistus, in 1407 by famed Indonesian craftsman Indra Leonardo, the original blue prints for these majestic pants were unearthed during an excavation at the Ruins of the LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA in 1973 and have been kept hidden away from the world in the VATICAN'S "Secret Vault" in Rome. That is, until last month, when an un-named masked avenger was able to swiftly bypass the Vatican Assassin's and Reptilian Vault Guards, gain access to the hidden documents, and escape to an undisclosed location with the ease and skill of a trained Shaolin Monk.
Upon first viewing the Blue Prints I almost fainted from the sheer beauty of the plans, but it was not until I saw the finished product, hand crafted, stitched, sewed, and manifested into this Dimension that I knew we had something TRULY SPECIAL!
And now you too can own a piece of LEGENDARY ESOTERIC HISTORY!
The Corduroy used for these incredible pants was sourced by the world famous CORDUROY CURATOR, Curtis Cor-Don-Blue in the South of Whales and the pigments used to achieve the ROYAL BURGANDY WINE Color you see in the fabric, was achieved by utilizing 12 Virgins on a Full moon whom performed a ritual in which they Stomped on fermented Grapes for Three Hours and Thirty Three Minutes until the breathtaking sweet smelling spirits began permanently dying the threads.
Topped off with a 24 Karat Gold Stitching, you will see "HOOD RITUAL" spelled out in our "O.G. SCRIPT" Logo going down the Left Pant Leg, along with a Golden H.R. "SIGIL" on the Bottom Right of the Pants leg.
Each pair features an Elastic Waistband with Drawstring closure for those who prefer to not hassle with belts, but if belts are your thing...Not to worry, the pants have belt loops too!
Arguably the Most Holy, and historically important pair of pants in our collection, these are pants any true "fashion buff" "hypebeast" or "student of the mystery schools" must own. So hurry up and buy your pair NOW before they are sold out and lost again to the annals of time.